"Lines on Joe Locke"

As for Locke, he is all in my eye,

May the d——l right soon for his soul call.

He never was known to lie—

In bed at a reveillé "roll-call."

John Locke was a notable name;

Joe Locke is a greater; in short,

The former was well known to fame,

But the latter's well known "to report."

(1830)